Diablo Cody of Pussy Ranch fame.
Diablo Cody is the Twin Cities' favorite ex-stripper. She blew away the competition on Local Blogging Amateur Night with her true-life tales of masturbating for cash during a stint at Sex World and included enough witty analysis of the TV shows she watched on her time off to pick up a "respectable" gig at City Pages. She's already finished a book, sold a screenplay, and even bigger things seem to be in the works for this foul-mouthed, sweet-natured brainiac pervert. Here are 7 Quick Questions for Diablo Cody of Pussy Ranch and City Pages.
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Diablo Cody
Age: 27 this month.
Occupation: Local celebrity.
Residence: Robbinsdale.
Twin Cities Resident: Two and a half years.
SEVEN QUICK QUESTIONS:
1) What place in town considers you a "regular"?
The Robbinsdale American Legion. I spend a lot of time stumbling from the bar to the juke, shouting for another weak vodka tonic. Plus, I'm a karaoke whore.
2) What Simpson's character most belongs in the Twin Cities?
Mrs. Lovejoy. She's a textbook Minnesotan: cruelly composed.
3) If you were forced to hang out with either James Lileks or Nick Coleman... which form of suicide would you choose?
I'd take about 20 Ambien, but as I was drifting off, I'd admit in slurred tones that I sort of like James Lileks. In fact, I regularly go to the Apple Store at Southdale in the hopes of stalking him. Once I apparently missed him by about five minutes.
4) What are you listening to when you drive to work in the morning?
B96. Booty rap is the nectar of life. I hate that shit the cool people listen to.
5) Death bed, one meal from a Twin Cities restaurant, which is it?
Easy. An insane platter of sushi and an exquisite chocolate martini at Sushi Tango. My husband proposed to me there.
6) What was the first thing you bought at Ikea when it opened.
I actually rented a moving truck (seriously) and refurnished half my house. I don't fuck around when it comes to Ikea.
7) What's your favorite smell in the Twin Cities?
Janessa, a very fragrant stripper at Choice.
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