Kristoffer Knutson

Age: 37.

Occupation: Designer Fetish Pusher.

Residence: Bryn Mawr.

Twin Cities Resident: Life-long.

SEVEN QUICK QUESTIONS:

1) What place in town considers you a "regular"?

Country Boy Store did, until I quit smoking.

2) What is your favorite drink?

Lately, Lavender Tea with Pineapple Jellies from the Tea Garden at 26th & Hennepin.

3) If you could go back in time and set any movie in Minnesota and star in it, what would it be?

Heathers. Welcome home, Winona.

4) What is your favorite local sports team?

Truth be told, I wage an internal battle everyday between the Dagger Dolls and the Garda Belts of the Minnesota Rollergirls.

5) Who is the greatest Minnesotan of all time?

The old Norwegian guy who forged that runestone up there in Kensington.

6) What's your favorite bridge?

Burnham Road. Over the canal 'tween Cedar and Isles. Many a juvenile afternoon spent under there with a Djarum and lost love.

7) Quiz: first night of the snow emergency... park on the odd or the even?

348-SNOW, sucka.