Rat Bastard

Age: 38.

Occupation: Head Ref -- Minnesota RollerGirls.

Residence: Robbinsdale.

Twin Cities Resident: 13 years.

SEVEN QUICK QUESTIONS:

1) What place in town considers you a "regular"?

Grumpy's Downtown.

2) Name one rich person in the Twin Cities who you hate. Just one!

Any of them that wants the state to build them a new stadium for their sports team. Pick one.

3) When you think of the Twin Cities, what song do you think of?

"I Don't Want To Have a Nice Day" by Greg Brown.

4) What was the first thing you bought at Ikea when it opened.

Toppen, from the food store. These chocolate marshmallow things covered in coconut -- best $2 spend at Ikea when they have them.

5) What's your favorite smell in the Twin Cities?

The smell of fall before the first snow.

6) If you could rename St. Paul, what would you call it?

Swede Hollow, because it's damn fun to say.

7) Where do you lake?

The BWCA. I really don't like that many people.