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160,106,737 Bottles of Grain Belt

From the Minneapolis/St. Paul
Business Journal
: A new report
from Minnesota's legislative auditor
shows that the state's restrictive liquor laws cost consumers $100 million a
year (or 160,106,737 bottles of Grain Belt, or 104,393,214 bottles of Summit). Minnesota grocers
hate the law, but the
Licensed Beverage Association says changing it will hurt small businesses.

Reader Comments

Good post, Matt.

Man, F the MLBA.

Thanks. It's funny how you always seem to be around when I'm posting at 1 or 2 in the morning...

Hey, you two, you're not alone in here, so behave.

In other news, I want to buy my liquor at the Somali grocery across the street from me.

I could go for a Grain Belt and some Somali food right about now. Or any beer and food for that matter.

I'm usually up until 2 or 3. Self-employment RULEZ.

Agreed.

Well, unemployment sucks. Beer would make it better.

Well, I do have a job which I'm about to go to, but I would like to talk about beer later...say around 5:30 or so this afternoon.

More to the point, can somebody please explain why we can't buy beer in grocery stores or cars on Sundays? Two dirty words in my opinion: lobbies and churches.

It seems to backward: no booze on Sunday? I do some of my best drinking on Sunday. I used to live in Milwaukee... where they'll sell you beer at day care centers. Heck, the Catholic Churches would sell you liquor on Sunday if they could couple it with a polka festival.

And what's the deal with car dealers being closed too? I'm sure they like having the day off... and I like being able to look around without salesmen... but it seems very outdated.

Allegedly, business wants to operate without regulatory encumbrances, but as far as I know, the MLBA *likes* the fact that they have restrictive operating hours enshrined by law. I think the Minnesota Auto Dealers Association likes their blue laws, too.

The feeling is that later hours and a seven day schedule would eat away at their net profit, because they'd simply run longer to make the same amount of money... that might work for cars, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who's cursed the fact that it's after 8 or 10PM (depending on the night) more than once.

Anyone ever looked into the constitutionality of business regulation that has no other purpose than to limit competition? e.g. the Sunday auto dealership closing. I see they are sure having the auto show open Sunday.

The big problem with this being passed is the amount of cities in Minnesota with Municipal Liquor stores. I'm pretty sure Anoka, Columbia Heights, Morris, St. Anthony Village, etc are not going to give up the cash cow of public funding that is liquor sales.

Even if they pass a state law it is still up to city governments to set their own liquor laws that can be more restrictive than state laws. So if you live or shop in those cities you will be out of luck.

Since when does a can of Grain Belt cost $360?

Wow, that's some fuzzy math.

If Grain Belts costs $11.99 for a 12 pack then that's: 11.99/12 = $0.99 a bottle. So

100,000,000/277,978 is $438.64 a bottle.

Is that what they're charging in Northfield these days?

Grain Belt costs 14.99 for a 24 BOTTLE pack. I took the price as $1 less than Simon Delivers sells it for. That's probably still a bit high. 100,000,000/14.99 = 6,671,114 - 24 packs. 6,671,114*24 = 160,106,737 bottles of Grain Belt.

Summit = 104,393,214 @ 22.99 for a 24 pack.

I divided instead of multiplied the last part. Sue me. But my mistake at 1:30 in the morning only underplayed how f-ing stupid this law is.

Post changed.

All I can say is that at 11.99 for a twelve pack of Grain Belt, it cost me about 3500 twelve packs for a year's tuition for this knucklehead.

Of course, the whole thing could be explained by the fact that he posted this around 1 a.m. And, what's a college student likely to be doing at 1 a.m. that might impair his math abilities?

Does it say in the report anywhere when the law was enacted in the first place?

I wouldn't believe anything the Minnesota Licensed Beverage Association, says anymore. They have been talking outta both sides of their mouths for some time now.

Update for Simpleton: The Columbia Heights muni store closed years ago.

Let the cities set their own liquor laws. Sensible cities like Minneapolis and St. Paul can benefit if the state law changes.

Hate to burst your Bubble Bob but the Top Value liquor stores in Columbia Heights are run by the city.

My hometown has a municipal liquor store. Yes, there's nothing like walking in and seeing a 6-pack of Summit priced at nearly $8.00!

From the sound of it, the liquor laws in Minnesota are a bit archaic... it sounds as if the guys from Surly Brewing had to jump through a multitude of hoops just to get up and running and they're aren't even bottling beer yet.

If you recall, it took what seems like ages for Minnesota to actually allow brewpubs to sell growlers. I still think it's silly that they need to conform to the liquor store hours... of course I think liquor store hours (and 3.2 beer in gas stations and grocery stores) are silly. Of course I was spoiled, I went to college for a year in a city that bordered Fargo, North Dakota and their liquor stores are seemingly always open.

I just moved here from Philadelphia (a year and a half now!) and while I agree that the no beer on Sunday thing is stupid, and the no booze at Cub sucks, it could be a lot worse. In Philly I had to buy beer either from a distributor with weird hours in strange parts of town, or six packs from the bar or deli. If you want wine or liquor you have to go to a state run store. I even heard rumors of people getting arrested for transporting alcohol into the state from Jersey illeagally. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is the largest purchaser of wine and spirits in the United States which means that the state is one of the most powerful movers in the alcohol business. If they decide to buy your microbrew you are set.

Anyway even they decided to sell on Sunday...

I agree on no Sunday sales, but isn't this also about letting grocery stores sell booze? That I don't think I'd like. Grocery stores are brand whores, and stock what the distributors pay them to stock, i.e. shit.

I like good beer and you don't get that unless you go to a place that also appreciates good beer. Generally speaking, that wouldn't include any grocery stores I've ever shopped in.

Don't you just hate it when a Mpls Simpleton bursts your bubble?

I stand corrected.

"We don't want liquor stores to be able to sell food because then people will stop going to grocery stores."
"Do you realise that in a few years you will be prevented from selling booze in your grocery store?"
"When would we ever want that?"

Hey Mark, I agree with you on grocery stores being brand whores, BUT some of them must carry the good stuff, even if it's not sitting on an endcap... my little sister returned from Arizona the other day and brought me a bottle of Stone Brewing's Arrogant Bastard that she'd purchased off a grocery store shelf. Great beer. I only wish I had more.

The Mob has nothing on the beer distribution system in Minnesota, and in fact, it is a system that has its roots in the mob's prohibition liquor business. When prohibition ended, the distribution system remained intact. It's the most corrupt, bribery-ridden system imaginable. And they keep it that way by greasing the legislature well. Before John Marty cleaned up the system at the capitol, it was even worse. Legislators' refrigerators were magically filled every night by the "beer fairies." The whole three-tiered system that guarantees obscene profits to everyone but the beermakers should be deismantled.

With all the multi-culturism happening here, it seems that the christian sunday blue law thing should be obsolete, muslims worship on friday, jews on saturday, most don`t go to church at all.

Why are barbershops & chinese restaurants closed on mondays?

Try to call the MN Dept of Revenue on friday - closed, whats up with that?

Free market economy my ass!

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