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Today in TC blogging 06.25.07

Bauschy: "I know boobs."
Overheard in Mpls: "Boobs, so tired."
Lazy Lightning: Project Restore illegally distributing material
Mediation: Strib's new approach to news is to reprint news that is three months old?

Reader Comments

If I missed any recent boobs links from local bloggers, please let me know so I can rectify the post at once.

The Conservapedia story from the LATimes is three days old. I think Taylor means the topic itself isn't exactly breaking news.

As always, you have your finger on the...er, pulse...of the community, max.

I didn't make the trip to Newton, IA to see the Sunday unveiling, but the badass E85-burning bike was shown off to the press. According to the Des Moines Register, it made a bigger splash than some presidential candidates.

Those 20-Somethings will never say that when they're 30-Somethings. It's excruciating to us when we see perfectly hot collegiates (of both sexes) stumbling around themselves when this is clearly the best chance in their lives to get busy.

And then two posts further down on Bauschy you get more boobs.

I am seeing a theme.

I am strongly considering revising my new trademark kudos--"that shit was off the dork"--to "that shit was off the boob."

Max is off the boob. Seriously.

I find your catchphrase to be confusingly ambiguous, stevemarsh.

"And then two posts further down on Bauschy you get more boobs."

I respect Amber's mind AND her breasts (she doesn't like it when I call them "boobies").

Here you go, Max: boobs post, local blogger, misc smut talk a pure bonus.

Oh oops, the link didn't take: talk of local boobs.

Jesus, what a photo. Par's salad is off the boob! Intimidating.

Par's got some righteous helmet hair. I'll bet he'd let one of us borrow it if we asked nicely.

Is this how management of normal companies behave? The assistant suggesting she'd take home the non-competes and shred them? Copying confidential information onto portable computer drives? Pathetic.

...confessing to violation of non-compete gets him (and the Strib ) in hot civil water....perjury could send him to the pokey. he's telling this little bit of truth on sound advice from the Strib attorneys...and he's probably not too concerned about being viewed as the villain @ this point.

he looks like a cross between Skeletor and Bobby Kennedy.

Par, Par, Par. Why did that ever sound like a good idea, buddy? Maybe the hairspray fumes have rendered portions of your brain useless.

Jackass.

I screwed up the link to the $100,000 E85 bike. Here's one that works, along with audio. Quote of the event from Paul Sr. "I've rode the bike more than once. It's not quite dialed in yet, but it'll definitely fly."

Jason...I'm guessing yes...ethics aside (clearly) he just saw this as a cot/benefits analysis. .they looked at the potential cost of the non-compete fall-out vs. the benefits to be derived from stealing the information and did what any completely corrupt sensible businessman would do.

it's really up to us, in the court of public opinion, to make his life miserable.

cot/benefits = cost / benefit

there are few benefits of cots.

Cots are nothing next to hammocks.

Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.

Milwaukee has a lower Cots of Living...oops wrong thraed.

Speaking of Milwaukee, my bike burns ethanol-based fuel, but typically at concentrations of about 5%, not 85%.

heh, champs! Time to man up!

Yeah...I was kind of hoping that only a small group of people would see that picture...

And I was hoping we would see more.

Amber: This is a small group of people.

Huh? What picture?

It'd be rude to post it again.

It'd also be rude to put that in the future use for Photoshop blackmail folder. Not that there is one.

You guys are horrible.

HORRIBLE!

I just didn't want to write: See Boob Lover's comment above about finding more boob.

I try to avoid the use of the word "boob."

But I want you to respect me for my mind, not my body.

what's wrong with both?

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, sweetheart.

This ain't no kids' game, it's MNspeak.

I'm trying not to laugh, but I can't help but titter.

amber is the breast damn blogger on this whole damn site.

We need to nip this discussion in the butt now.

and to think that someone had the gall to say that DeRusha doesn't stand behind what he says.

OMG. "Your Breast Friend".

I'm still giggling.

You're right, Jason. There are so many more words that can be used to describe them other than "boobs". Breasts remind me of raw chicken cutlets, though...not so appetizing.

I made a fun pun!

Speak for yourself, amber. I got nothin' butt love for nice, warm, juicy and tender breasts.

And I do mean butt love.

ranty = hot blogger, handy with tools
amber = hot blogger, listens to Tool

My breast friend is hilarious! I hope he/she comes to the MNSpeak get together.

I was at Cub Foods with my bosom chum earlier tonight, and we were thumped every melon on the rack, but not a single one was ripe! I did bring home some big, juicy tomatoes and a couple jugs of milk, however.

"...and we were thumped..."

Damn my last minute decision to change tense and not proofread.

Grote, I think that person also called me "generally sleazy." So, 1 out of 2.

I think the MNSpeak get together should be @ hooters. far and away my favorite breastaurant.

You're not sleazy, Jason.

You're fun.

Thanks Amber.

LMFAO!

Between this and rockaSeth, tonight has been a gas.

jason...you are sleazy in a fun way, and we admire it.

This would be rockaSeth. (aka: Daddy's fun with iMovie)

Oh my god, that was hilarious. Kwatt and I must be on the same timeline - I saw that an hour ago and I'm still laughing about it...

Jason- that video kicks ass. Good to see you've got him weaned off the Barney and straight into the hard shit. If you don't cut 'em off early, they wind up listening to Nickelback.

And friends don't let friends listen to Nickelback.

Or dads and their sons...whichev.

Tool = tomorrow St. Paul. Who's in for a pre-show? You???

I want all bands to hold their guitars in the air and circumambulate while they plat.

Not only that, did you notice we both double-posted on his MySpace? It was a total accident, the first try said there was an error so I hit it again.

It is bizarre to hear your 2-year-old son yelling, "Be my! Be my! Be my little rock & roll queen!" while he's in his crib getting ready to go to sleep. Funny stuff.

Ha, ha, Andrew, you're funny. I'm so glad my love life is a constant form of hilarity for all of you.

I think Seth just made my day. Hee hee... good stuff.

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