17 Comments:
Yeah. Don't go to Nye's, the service sucks.
»» Submitted by realist at 6:06 PM on July 10
Don't protest the RNC in 2008 by coming to Minneapolis-St. Paul. Instead use your time, money, and energy to go to Denver to lobby the Democratic Party and convince them to build the world you want to inhabit.
I'll bring the pornstars... to Denver.
Boycott St. Paul in '08
Fish for carp on the Mississsippi with Scott Seekins.
Dine and ditch @ Azia.
Tour our Gay Sex Dungeons in NE
Perform a 2am bottom of the barrel booty call @ Williams in Uptown.
Try to spraypaint a star with his own name on the side of 1st Ave.
»» Submitted by grote at 6:19 PM on July 10
Hook up with a young professional in the Savoy parking lot.
»» Submitted by MT at 6:36 PM on July 10
I had Savoy's pizza for lunch. After my bikeride just now, I think I'm going to throw it up.
»» Submitted by »»» kwatt at 6:44 PM on July 10
Definitely do some footage at downtown St. Paul's newest gay bars Camp and Innuendo, asking the patrons and bartenders what they're doing to prepare for the RNC;
Interview one of the dinosaur statues;
Ask the day cook at the REAL Mickey's on W. 7th (NOT the dining car one) what he thinks, that'll be a nice slice of crusty St. Paul for ya;
Get a shot of Polenta walking one of his little fluffy dogs down Summit;
SOMEHOW incorporate Cretin Derham HS into it; people don't believe it when I tell them that's the actual name of a school AND a street in St. Paul
»» Submitted by Bx at 6:47 PM on July 10
How about some recommendations for week-long out-of-town escape destinations for local residents?! Unfortunately a bit difficult for families as school is back in session. The place is going to be a madhouse - the cities overrun with crazed fanatic Republicans. A rare local event perhaps but not a scene to expose above-average children to. Combine that with the usual seasonal road construction (including Cross-town), just driving across the metro (never mind trying to navigate downtown St. Paul) is going to become a major feat of patience. It is too bad the Convention could not be scheduled for the last week of August as an extension to the Minnesota State Fair. Between the barn animals, the drunk folks in crazy hats, and food stuffs on a stick, the Republicans might just fit in and not seem too much like a nuisance (they could even be offered free tickets to Garrison Keillor's Grandstand live broadcast - or better yet, "Weird Al"'s show).
»» Submitted by MarkM at 6:40 PM on July 10
Interview that up-and-coming rapper Vanilla Wang at his Frogtown residence/studio.
»» Submitted by »»» justpbob at 8:25 PM on July 10
Don't me a Midwestern idiot, like they usually seek out.
"Don't me a Midwestern idiot"
RT on a bike? Coleman in a kilt? The die is already cast, my friend. Hey, maybe we can punk THEM by convincing them that there really IS a rising star of Asian Rap in Saint Paul by the name of Vanila Wang. He's about to do his first album in English (He's HUGE in Japan), the buzz is he will be BIGGER THAN PRINCE!!!
Then again, almost everyone is...
»» Submitted by »»» justpbob at 8:57 PM on July 10
Yeah. Here's a suggestion: NBC should do a jaywalking segment on the streets of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, and see how many liberal idiots would respond to basic trivia questions 101 by Leno himself.
Wanna bet that Minnesotans, who feel passionately about the local public education system, are just as stupid as the folks from California?
Jay: "Who was the first Governor of the state of Minnesota?
Typical Minnesotan: "Uh...Kevin Garnett?"
»» Submitted by Big G at 10:30 PM on July 10
IT is well known that Jay Leno has a soft spot for Minnesota. Who else would invite Marjorie Johnson as a guest - several times at that! He loved our former governor and all of the other characters, politico and otherwise, who emerge on the National scene from the North woods.
He certainly could have sent a much more cynical emissary than Mo Rocca.
And heck, every knows our first governor was Hubert Horatio Humphrey (DEMOCRAT!)
»» Submitted by Roger at 10:37 PM on July 10
Okay, I had to know who Minnesota's first governor was:
Henry H. Sibley
»» Submitted by »»» chuck at 1:19 AM on July 11
This will not be Minnesotas first major-party presidential convention, so the real man-on-the-street question is: "In what year did the Republican party hold its National Convention in Minneapolis?" Bonus points for knowing who was nominated as the Republican Presidential candidate! [Hint: he was already President (#23) but failed to win re-election - alas, one of our least remembered Presidents ...]. Minnesota also voted Republican that year but still somehow later managed to use the elected President's name for a Minneapolis neighborhood and a St. Paul Avenue.
»» Submitted by Garrison at 1:43 AM on July 11
I would suggest any of these events from Charley Underwod's Peace Calendar, or at least stop by the Wednesday evening vigil (5-6PM) on the Lake Street bridge and ask the activist/revolutionary class their thoughts on the RNC coming to town.
Here are the cherries from that list for the rest of the week:
Thursday, 7/12, 7 pm, Department of Peace host celebration of the DoP
campaign, with Dot Maver and Lynn McMullen, music, food, more. House of
Balls, 212 3rd Ave N, Mpls. Mary Jane at 651-261-6966.
Saturday, 7/14, 8:30 to 4:30, Veterans for Peace chapter 115 (Red Wing)
hosts annual summer event "Pigstock" at Pig Wisdom Farm, including speakers
like former prosecutor Elizabeth de la Vega on criminal charges against
Bush, bioethics prof Steven Miles on torture, whistleblower Coleen Rowley
and former diplomat Ann Wright, plus music, a roasted pig and camping, all
at Hager City, WI. $25. wadenhow@redwing.net or tuvecino@redwing.net or
www.pigwisdomfarm.com or 715-592-5127.
Sunday, 7/15, 3 to 6 pm, Peace in the Precincts potluck picnic, Dunning Rec
Center, Marshall at Griggs, St. Paul. www.peaceintheprecincts.org
the Red White and Fucking Blue Bar.
»» Submitted by gene at 10:34 AM on July 11
they can ask me what I think about my local grocery store.
»» Submitted by »»» wayne at 10:42 AM on July 11
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