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My science experiment

Is an open thread. Well, it can't be any worse than any of these. Release the electroworms!

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achick  url01:01am
Feb 22

There is something so special about a teenage boy with a mustache. It's a rare and wonderous breed. He could be a video gamer, a migrant worker, or perhaps he works with muscle cars. Dreamy.

justpbob  url07:11am
Feb 22

A lovely way to start the day, max. I was feeling a little down, but not now. Thanx!

teucer07:56am
Feb 22

"Crystal Meth - Friend or Foe?"

Oh why make us choose?

ryanol (not verified)08:01am
Feb 22

We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making........

take a good hard look at the future folks....they are special.

teucer08:03am
Feb 22

To further open hostilities, I found the following picture of Wil Wheaton linked in the comments section of Max's science fair thread. My science fair exhibit for Friday: "Is Wil Wheaton The Bastard Son of John Lithgow Or What?"

Ha! Max will be suing for peace before 10am.

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dezelske (not verified)08:06am
Feb 22

That sweater is a work of art.

And achick, that kid with the mustache went through puberty about 9 years ago. He has an incredible life ahead of him. A life of gettin' it on.

aliecat  url08:17am
Feb 22

I totally did that Plants and pop experiment when I was in 7th grade. Mine looked a lot better, tho...I swearz!

justpbob  url08:19am
Feb 22

First "a wide stance," now, an "enlarged brief!"

Sen. Larry Craig certainly is the gift that just keeps on giving.

nateek08:41am
Feb 22

I remember assigning my students an ethnography report they were supposed to do on a population inside of the school. They had a month of research, then a presentation and paper due. For the most part, they were absolutely wonderful. These were some excellent pieces of critical thinking and insight.

But then two of my soccer captains entered the room with their poster. One of them just graduated from Colgate, the other from USC film. Not dim bulbs. Their poster title?

"Do Soccer Players Really Get More Pu#@y Than Football Players?"

"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! You can't put that poster up!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

Now THAT'S science!

aliecat  url08:45am
Feb 22

Probably not any more, poon, Nate, but definately the best weed...

grote (not verified)08:54am
Feb 22

I would think that if you rule out date rape, then yes...soccer players get more pu#@y than football players.

mb2109:04am
Feb 22

I just want to kiss his moustache.

aliecat  url09:07am
Feb 22

mb21, care to join me at Al's tonight for happy hour? I'll be there a little before 5 if you wanna stop by!

mb2109:09am
Feb 22

Yes I would love too! I can't stay long, but I'll definitely stop by for a beer.

aliecat  url09:09am
Feb 22

Awesome!

grote (not verified)09:10am
Feb 22

Weird...didn't know Malcolm Gladwell was a big fan of Snoop Dogg.

champs|rt53 (not verified)09:12am
Feb 22

Do you ever see homeless people in the skyways and other heated public places on these colder days and think: "didn't I work with that guy at _________?" It might be just me, I've trialed it elsewhere unsuccessfully.

What's the verdict on Uptown devlopment. Smaller stuff closes or gets demolished unceremoniously, bigger boxes replace them. The Keep Uptown Weird campaign died some time ago, but as old as the McDonald's is, and figuring its significance in that history, it was always lacking some authenticity.

And I haven't been to Bryant-Lake Bowl (except to caucus) in ages. That needs fixing.

PwrGeek09:20am
Feb 22

Where the hell was Part One of the Ideal Pancreas? I'm going to be lost on this thread all day now since I missed it.

JACC09:21am
Feb 22

I like puppies. Do you like puppies?

baker09:47am
Feb 22

omg, that photobasement site is hilarious.

mnblrmkr  url10:05am
Feb 22

First "a wide stance," now, an "enlarged brief!"

Sen. Larry Craig certainly is the gift that just keeps on giving.

Unfortunately, it's the prosecutors that need the "enlarged brief."

jpavleck10:07am
Feb 22

My contribution this Friday. At the age of 46, this guy decided to learn how to smoke - and it's a pretty damn good read at that. He started, got to a pack a day, then quit, within one month.

Saloth Sar (not verified)10:08am
Feb 22

SOUP!

OK, this is a soup I've been making for years. It's really simple and there are lots of way you could change it to suit your tastes. Mung dal (many alternative spellings to that) are little yellow split peas that you can get an almost any Asian grocery store. Whole mung beans are where we get bean sprouts from.

Golden Mung Dal Soup

2/3 cup split mung dal
6 cups water
1/2 tsp turmeric
2 Tbsp ghee, butter or olive oil
1/2 Tbsp cumin
1/2 Tbsp coriander
1 tsp salt
2 tsp grated ginger
1 tsp fresh or dried chili
2 Tbsp fresh cilantro

1. Wash the dal by placing in a sieve and running cold water over them. Soak for 1 hour.

2. Combine mung dal, turmeric and a bit of the ghee in large pot and bring to a boil. Watch carefully as it has a tendency to boil over. Reduce the heat and boil for one hour.

3. Slowly dry-roast the cumin and coriander in a small skillet. Grind in a morter and pestle. Add this and the remaining spices to the soup. Beat the soup with a whisk or blend until creamy.

4. Add the remaining ghee to the small skillet over medium heat. Add the chili (if using fresh) and ginger. Brown the ginger. Add the mixture to the soup. Let the soup sit for a 2 minutes. Serve with fresh cilantro.

kc!  url10:41am
Feb 22

Nummy. That sounds really good Saloth Sar.

I made french onion last weekend. Took damn near forever, but was worth it.

I love soup.

ryanol (not verified)11:01am
Feb 22

Has MNspeak always had google sitelinks?

Have I been looking past this or did MNspeak just get its wings?

Bixby  url11:31am
Feb 22

I showed this to two of my friends the other day and it turns out that they actually know one of the kids in the photos. Hee!

s4xton  url11:51am
Feb 22

Even though I threw this down over in the donut thread, I'll post it here too because it's a classic: Eddie Izzard on Donuts. Did anyone else see him a few years ago when he was in Minneapolis?

DouglasG  url12:16pm
Feb 22

"Hu-du-du-du" - Eddie Izzard doing Achilles vacuuming. (He's downright Hi - larious!)

aliecat  url01:02pm
Feb 22

Happy Hour at Al's in SLP tonight for anyone who's innerested!

tinnie (not verified)01:03pm
Feb 22

These little children and their science projects warm my heart. :)

In 5 years they'll be posting sarcasm from their parent's basements on MNspeak to make up for their awkward early years.

JACC01:11pm
Feb 22

Then, in ten years they'll be loaning money to their parents.

kc!  url01:25pm
Feb 22

Pawlenty vetoed the Transportation Bill. WCCO even has a picture of the "Pawlenty Veto Pen." He is such a douchebag.

justpbob  url01:28pm
Feb 22

I never saw that coming (sarc)

Raindogatwork (not verified)01:33pm
Feb 22

That Veto Pen should be BLOOD RED. The lives already lost, the lives we will lose, it all on his hands. Once again he puts politics in front of common human decency.

What a disgrace.

jane01:50pm
Feb 22

Will be at a different happy hour, but have fun!

Oh, and planning not to do yoga tomorrow, but could be interested in Park Tavern b'fast. Or GDC b'fast, but that's pricier.

mb2102:01pm
Feb 22

I'm out for yoga too this week. Have to work at 11:30 and running 4 miles before that... yuck.

Hold on... did you just say Park Tavern does breakfast??? How the hell did I not know this?

mazasapa02:05pm
Feb 22

Holy crap. Rainy's out on work release.

jane02:12pm
Feb 22

mb21, yes! Just as greasy and delicious as evening menu, but with eggs!

http://www.parktavern.net/dining/breakfast.html

Max Sparber  url03:17pm
Feb 22

Wow. The entire Star Trek original series, free online. And Twilight Zone. And Hawaii 5-0.

tinnie (not verified)03:22pm
Feb 22

dodododododo

Or however that Twilight Zone song goes!

mnblrmkr  url03:30pm
Feb 22

kc and cjc: The paint job in your house looks great. You two can come and choose colors for my townhouse any time.

PwrGeek03:34pm
Feb 22

Wow. The entire Star Trek original series, free online. And Twilight Zone. And Hawaii 5-0.

And Max never has to leave his house again.

I probably won't leave either until I've watched every Twilight Zone episode.

kc!  url03:35pm
Feb 22

Hey, thanks. We chose the living room color based on a print we really like from a friend of mine.

DouglasG  url04:20pm
Feb 22

Book 'em Danno!

mb2110:08am
Feb 23

Max, per our conversation at Alie's...

Max Sparber  url10:33am
Feb 23

Oh my God.

justpbob  url03:55pm
Feb 24

We haven't had a good midget clown thread going on here for some time.

Just sayin'

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