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That's Not Slander, That's Hot!

In the battle to dethrone C.J., score one for Slanderous Minneapolis which has a report of Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson kanoodling at Uptown Kowalski's.

16 Reader Comments

rex  url11:08pm
Sep 8

This is personally upsetting to me, because that's where I do my shopping and wouldn't mind seeing Scarlett IRL. I've seen Josh several times at Starbuck's (also on Hennepin) and he was always driving an Audi, so it's interesting (or, uh, well, noteworthy) that they're driving a hybrid now.

spacemanpete (not verified)10:06am
Sep 9

I can't read the Slanderous article (work computer won't let me), but FYI, they were also at Bryant Lake Bowl on Tuesday night. Rex, just so you know, you're not missing much: our hometown Joshy-poo is much cuter than Ms. Johannson.

geoff (not verified)12:00pm
Sep 9

yr breaking my heart, scarlett

rex  url12:06pm
Sep 9

Of all the things on this site to disagree with, I'm choosing the oddest one here, but... spacemanpete: there's no way someone will ever convince me that Scarlett isn't hot.

Laura (not verified)12:43pm
Sep 9

Amen, Rex.
I'd take Scarlett over Hotnett any day.

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rachael12:47pm
Sep 9

ok, we have picture taking abilities on our cell phones for a reason. someone snap those two!

sam (not verified)02:30pm
Sep 9

They were also at the St. Paul Punch and French Meadow over the weekend.

spacemanpete (not verified)02:02pm
Sep 9

Ah, alright I won't try to convince you -- even though I do like a challenge. Although, to clarify, I didn't say she wasn't hot . . .

Obviously she wasn't done up in her Alberta Ferretti dress; she was lookin' pretty low key and easily blended in with the other faces at Bryant Lake. Though she couldn't help but make those pouty faces as she chain smoked like an Excel Energy powerplant.

ben04:47pm
Sep 9

Heard through friend's roommate: they also hit the Home Depot at the Quarry too.

rex  url05:22pm
Sep 9

Jeepers, that's weird. Not only is it hard to imagine that either of them would be retiling the bathroom, he doesn't even live over there!

Simon (not verified)05:30pm
Sep 9

I thought I was hallucinating on Monday when I rode my bike by Scarlett in a green bikini, on the Calhoun beach in ECCO. But on Wednesday, Scarlett was the shortstop and Josh the pitcher for the kickball team that my team was playing in Logan Park. And last night, they rang every doorbell in my apartment bulding while stumping around the neighborhood for Mayor Rybak.

rex  url05:49pm
Sep 9

Damn, I always pick the worst weeks to leave town.

Christopher (not verified)11:39am
Sep 10

I heard that just this morning at the McDonald's in Columbia Heights, Josh was running the cash register, and if anyone answered "yes" to "would you like fries with that?," Scarlett would personally assemble a hand-picked collection of what she considered to be the most aesthetically pleasing French fries.

s4xton  url04:41pm
Sep 10

Scarlett just finished mowing my lawn and she tried to turn down the $20 bill I gave her for my work but she finally accepted it. Overall the yard is nice but she could have done a better job trimming around the two large trees in the back and my porch.

solace07:21pm
Sep 12

i just saw Josh & Scarlett over at the Fetus.

Josh bought the LCD Soundsystem record on vinyl and Scarlett bought some Burt's Bees products and some Nag Champa.

solace07:25pm
Sep 12

p.s. s4xton, that sounds about right. i heard she has trouble trimming around the bush.

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